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April 2024.
Another break?
No!
No preview break.
Oh, it's me.
Chome Chome Chome.
Oh, Nijuu Kokuseki.
Nijuu Kokuseki?
No!
We're planning to do something we've been needing for a year.
A few months ago,
we had Asda's wedding.
A short wedding.
Oh, short!
It was fun!
We had Poonstar do a breakdance.
If you say it, it comes out!
And I'm like,
YOSHIO!
And I'm like,
I'm like...
One more time! One more time!
YOSHIO!
You two, you two, right?
You two...
You two, you two, I...
Toshimitsu's voice was very loud.
I was all...
all wet.
Wet and dry on the other side?
Other side.
You heard it, right?
I heard it!
I said, I swear I'll do it again and again!
And he was like, yes!
I was like, yes!
And then I started doing it.
A short while ago,
we played a bingo game.
And I won a year's worth of toilet paper.
Wow!
But I thought...
[PH] Who would want a year's worth of toilet paper?
We all calculated our military and welfare.
And we all decided to spend a year's worth of it.
But for some reason, I don't have it.
What?
You don't?
You don't have it?
I was dancing and it was already April.
I only got panels.
I got panels for a year and I was like,
I did it!
I was like, I did it!
I was doing it.
I took it home.
When will you get that panel?
No, no, no, no.
I'm in the middle of a QR code conversion.
I was curious and asked Masuda.
I was told that there was no application form for panels.
I sent you that I don't think I got it.
[PH] Negative.
LOL
Negative!
It's not like that!
Well, that's fine.
Well, yes.
Simply, what I was worried about this time is that
I want you to verify whether a year's worth of money is really a year's worth of money!
Yes!
There are various things, right?
Yes, of course.
This time, we will actually verify it for a year and tell you to companies that spend a year's worth of money that you actually made a mistake.
Yes, it's good.
This time, you will try different years' worth of money for each of you.
Yes!
You have to be able to spend your money at your own pace and freely.
Yes, I have to be able to spend my money freely.
I will be in charge of this survey.
It's toilet paper.
I know it.
It's someone's job.
There are many places that sell toilet paper.
But it's completely different for each company.
It's strange at this point.
There are places that sell for 70 years old, 90 years old, and such.
So, when we were thinking about where we should trust,
we thought it would be better for companies to issue the rules.
So, we're going to use this company's annual rule that Eliel is issuing.
What is Eliel's annual rule like this time?
There are 144 rules in all.
140 rules!
That's a lot!
Eliel's rule is really high.
It's a little too much to buy in one year.
Can you bring it over here?
This is the annual rule of toilet paper.
Oh, thumbnail!
Wow, it's really good!
See, you've already spent it all.
I've already spent it all.
You've already spent it all.
I've already spent it all.
This is for one year.
I see.
One person, right?
I'll spend this amount for one year.
Next, Yumemaru.
I'll spend one year on...
Cup noodles!
I've heard of this brand.
It's like a snack.
It's like a cotton candy.
How much can you eat for a year with Cup Noodles?
360 of them.
Wow, that's a lot.
I won't eat it someday.
I'll eat it someday.
You eat too much.
If you have it, you eat it.
Wow, this is it.
And this is seafood.
That's good. Seafood is delicious.
I like seafood the most.
This is a expiration date problem.
Only three months this time.
So this is actually four times?
I think it's really stupid.
I'm afraid of this being in four times.
I'm afraid of it.
I'm tired of the taste.
There is.
Is it good or bad?
Only white?
If you eat it, you can't eat the other cups.
I don't know what I ate.
I'm a little curious about it.
I'm a little jealous of this stock.
Every time I go to the convenience store,
I want to buy a cup cake and a cup.
I can't forgive you if you don't have a bubuka at home.
Oiled soba?
That's rare!
I love bubuka!
But like...
Some people modify bubuka...
Uwah!
You should do that with basilica.
Should we do basilica with basilica?
Basilica with basilica is crazy!
LOL
But all of them are dirty...
It's too aggressive!
It's definitely basilica.
LOL
Basilica!
And last...
Tojun!
It's me!
What I'm going to verify for one year...
For one year...
Gasoline price!
This is a rare pattern, right?
This is...
It happened, right?
I looked it up and it did happen...
Like a gift for one year of gasoline
By the way, is it okay to drink fuel-free aloe drink?
It's cheap, isn't it?
It's cheap, yes
I don't care about it
If you say so, I'll buy toilet paper at the gate
[PH] Hey!
Hahaha
I don't have a doctor's appointment like fuel-free aloe drink
When I go to Nagoya
What?
Like that
Ah, you're losing your voice
Someone must have drunk it
Hahaha
I have three
Ah, I see, I see
I can't say it unexpectedly
I feel like I'll put it in once a month
Each of us put it in
Yes Yes Yes
So
There is also a place that puts out such a gasoline bill for one year, but
How much is the gasoline bill for one year?
[PH] Gasoline bill
[PH] It will be 96,000 yen
[PH] No, it's awkward
[PH] Hmm
[PH] I think it's cheap, once a month
I think it's cheap and cheap
I think it's not enough
But how many times do you spend gasoline in one year?
Isn't it one shot and one piece?
I can't put it in once a month
Yeah
But it's no good
Hey
Maybe tomorrow or the day after that,
people will reconsider their gasoline consumption.
That's important.
So I'll start thinking about my own life from now on,
and check my gasoline consumption.
See you in a year!
A year has passed!
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that one year?
Don't you remember?
We were like, let's go!
You're lying!
Check the video!
One year has passed.
We've safely reached the day of the results.
I'm thinking of making a result announcement.
What do you mean by result announcement?
It's not a result.
It's a survey result.
The results are...
What results?
The investigation is heavy.
The investigation is heavy?
Report.
Report?
Report!
When we were talking about how it ended up,
everyone was like...
Is this okay?
We didn't do anything.
Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
I have no choice but to say it.
Since we don't know each other,
let's guess.
Okay.
Ready?
I'm excited.
It was a lie, right?
Ah, that's right!
The price is rising.
There was a huge difference, I'm sure of it.
And also, you know,
jeeps don't have child seats.
Wow!
Ah, I see!
This is a little big.
We've become hobbyists, haven't we?
From both sides.
How much does Toshimitsu ride his jeep?
Hahaha!
It's exciting!
What's the standard value?
The first one...
Ah, 96,000 yen.
[PH] 96,000!
[PH] 96,000 yen for one year.
[PH] Yes.
Has it been announced yet?
That was in May, wasn't it?
It was in May and end of May.
Life has changed a lot in a year.
We've got three more people now.
We've moved.
You've got it?
Yes, I've got it.
I'll give you the bill.
Here we go.
The gasoline I used for my secret...
81,000 yen!
I've used it for my secret.
That's close.
78,000 yen.
Oh, you've worked hard.
I'll try turning it on my phone every time I run out of gasoline.
Please have a look.
Here you go.
I put in gasoline for the first time on April 22nd. It's 12,464 yen.
It's a Jeep Wrangler, so it's big. It's 71.63 liters.
I'll put it in a gas station's investigation envelope for a year and store it carefully and investigate it.
I put in gasoline for the second time. It's May 15th.
It's about a month's salary.
I went to Nagoya twice this month.
That's why it was cheaper.
60 liters, 10,000 yen.
So it's 22,464 yen now.
June 20th, it's the third time.
67 liters, 11,000 yen.
It's expensive, but it's about 35,000 yen in three months.
It's less than 100,000 yen in one year.
July 11th... How many times? The fourth time?
I just put it in on the highway, but there was a lot of traffic, so I had no choice but to put it in.
68 liters have entered. 196 yen, expensive!
13,300 yen, expensive!
This time, the delivery pace was a little faster.
I drove a little more cars this month, so the next one is August.
Did I spend 50,000 yen? I don't know, but it was a delivery.
It's been a while!
It's April 1st!
2025!
One year has passed!
This video will end tomorrow.
I filled up the last gasoline.
It's 45 liters and 8,089 yen.
It's expensive!
I only recorded this for a year.
How much did I spend in total?
I think I had tens of thousands of yen.
I will talk about it based on that.
Thank you for your hard work for a year!
So, we have all results here.
All receipts are included.
The amount of gasoline you drove for a year...
What?
Maybe it's not enough, so I'm editing like a 100 yen shop.
The amount of gasoline you drove for a year is...
The price of the pencil was...
113,625 yen!
What? 110,000 yen?
That's a lot of money!
What?
That's really bad.
A lot of people ride family cars, right?
For about half a year.
Family cars are like a basic transportation.
Wow.
Or jeeps are like a shooting transportation.
Even so, it's 110,000 yen.
Family cars are usually half of that price.
Yeah, it's annual.
I think it's less than half.
Can you drive a normal car?
Hahahahaha!
Can you do a search for a year?
Can you do a tour in Greece?
Can you do a tour in Russia?
I can't do anything great.
Can you do a search for a year and not test it with a jeep?
Don't do it! It's not gonna work!
Don't do it! You'll have a baby and you'll be sold to America!
What is this?!
[PH] FOOD TEST
Next up is Orego's new Toilet Paper 1-year standard value.
144 rolls. 12 rolls in 12 minutes.
Is this too little?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's see what the 144 rolls stand for.
Shall we announce the Toilet Paper 1-year standard value?
Please.
72!
72 rolls!
Okay, then.
Half of it!
I've used it a lot, haven't I?
I looked it up on Amazon...
You've used 12 rolls in one month.
But I'm family.
I see.
You're a man.
Do men really use that much?
Am I stupid?
Then it might be about 40.
I...
Ahh!
Sorry, I did more.
Really?
Am I stupid?
I've had 18.
18...
Because...
Huh?
You've had one roll in one month?
I do it outside too.
In the studio.
I'm pretty much here during weekdays.
I know I'm overdoing it, but...
I seriously don't know!
Yes.
Age...
18...
Born in 1972...
Aerial height...
144cm...
Which one is correct?
Yes.
There's a little bit of footage, so...
Please watch it!
Here you go!
April 4th, 2023, first convenience store.
I just got back from a shoot, and I have to use this.
This one with the cute green pattern I'm using at home is no longer usable for me,
so I'll use it from this side.
If I change this to the one I use,
people who want to come to my house may end up using it,
so I'll put another toilet paper holder somewhere else in the future.
So until that happens, I'll have to do this and tear it off and put it back together.
Excuse me for a moment, I'll poop.
Oh, wow!
It's the best!
Wow, I see!
Five young monkeys!
I think you've seen it already.
I turn my toilet around,
and I clean it up.
One-hand cleaning!
This is for three weeks.
I usually use one or two towels.
The one I'm holding now is for four weeks.
Oh, it's for four weeks.
That's how I use my toilet paper.
And...
Wow!
I've been using it for a year!
I will put it here for now.
Okay, I think I need to show you this video
Okay, I'll say it
Okay
The toilet paper I used for a year is...
16 rolls!
Wow!
Amazing!
How many rolls?
Oh, I knew it!
It's really decreasing
It's decreasing!
It's decreasing a lot
I was thinking that too.
I really was thinking that too.
But I was thinking that it was really 144, up and down.
But it was this much.
If you're a single adult man, you can buy one roll a week.
You can hold it for six hours.
You can hold it with ease.
If you say, I'll buy it in the bathroom, it includes double.
Elile, you're a service-minded office worker.
I got 144 rolls and spent 16 of them in one year.
It was 9 years of work.
It's been 9 years!
Elile, it's been 9 years!
I'm glad I got one year's worth.
I don't know I've got nine years' worth.
This is a shock.
I'm surprised.
You know that, don't you?
I know.
I think it's weak to give 20 rolls with one year's worth.
But this is a good result.
Finally,
Cup noodles.
It's out!
I have something to say about this.
What is it?
There were 360 of them, right?
I ate about 160 of them.
If you don't eat for a few days in a year, you can eat a lot.
And if you want to eat other cup noodles, you can write down the number of times you've eaten them.
Please write it down!
I'll say it first.
I didn't write it down.
I ate bubuka and chicken ramen for a live broadcast.
And donbei.
I ate a lot of bubuka when we talked about it a year ago.
I ate a lot of bubuka for the live broadcast I did just before.
It's good, but it's hot.
You ate a lot.
This is really...
This is also everyday life.
I eat what I want to eat.
That's right.
It's a real result.
I'll go.
I'll go, too.
I have my VTR.
Cup noodles.
This is the result.
It's a shame.
He's gone.
You're saying that after you've given the number out.
It's your turn, Yoshinori-san.
This is a real attack.
This is it.
This is about three times.
You're a genius.
I have a chance!
I'll do it for real.
No matter how much you say, you're in a hurry.
No, I'm not in a hurry.
You're in a hurry now.
I'm in a hurry.
I see.
Tetsuya-san.
Do you think there are too few people with 300 dishes?
This is about it!
23!
But you eat a lot of dishes!
Well, I think I'm eating more.
I eat two dishes a month.
About two months.
If I had equipment at home, I wouldn't eat this much.
No, I'm counting on you!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Then, this time for sure
Yes
I'll do it for you
Yes, please
Yes, I'm now making a video in a hurry
It's a verification video of how much I eat cup noodles and seafood flavor in one year
Well, it started around April and now it's August
It's been about four months
Well, I erased all the video materials I took so far
It's been 4 months since I started eating it, but I have eaten 13 cans of it.
I think it's about this much.
I eat about 3 cans a month.
Now that I'm filming, I'm going to eat seafood noodles.
It's delicious!
Isn't it too delicious?
I will do my best for the rest of the 8 months.
I've been eating for a year now, but today is the last anniversary.
I'm going to eat something.
When I came back drunk and didn't have anything to eat, I ate cup noodles.
And when I was eating late-night meals like in a movie, I ate kobara suita curry.
This taste.
On the first floor, when the children were crying, my daughter was sleeping.
You said you were lonely.
I ate it.
I've been doing it for a year, but is it really okay?
I just want you to eat it if you want to eat it normally for a year.
I feel like it's like that.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, I'm worried.
Yes, like this.
It was a report that I finished for a year.
I'd like to report the results to everyone in the studio.
Yes! Result announcement!
The number of cup noodles and seafood I ate is...
20.5 seconds!
Yay!
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
24!
With chocolate!
I'm so happy!
I thought it's 360 yen for a year...
But it's cheaper if you buy it yourself!
That's true...
But it's worth it
just for the 1 year gift we received!
So, the result has changed drastically!
Now we have to say
24 for 1 year!
Or we'll have too much money!
1 cup per day is hard...
In the first half, we only ate what we wanted to eat or what we ate for lunch.
It's really effective!
I knew it!
It's delicious and very effective!
[PH] Yes!
[PH] So, once again, I think there are companies that know in the future, but in real consumption,
[PH] Gas price is 113,625 yen per year,
Toilet paper is 16 rolls,
Cup noodles and seafood are 24 cups!
It has become!
It's surprisingly salty!
In the future, there will be fewer and more points.
I realized there's nothing I can do,
so I'll be checking it out little by little.
So, for the first year that you're curious about,
we'll be waiting for your inquiries.
Or, if you have a company that you'd like to give away for a year,
but you don't know how much it is,
we'll be checking it out, so please suggest us.
See you in a year or so.
Goodbye.
[PH] you